Some days are warm and some days are hot.

Some days I'd drink when I knew I should not.

Next thing you know I'm drinking a lot,

And as hard as I try to stop, I cannot.

So I went to see my sober friend Scott,

Who basically told me I didn't know squat.

He said, “Keep it simple and you'll have a shot,

But if you do what you did, you'll get what you got.”