There's One Shot John and Cell Phone Tom,

And a fellow named George called Tug,

Then of course there's Laid Back Joe, handsome and kind of smug.

You'd think he'd hit his bottom as deep as he has dug,

He knows exactly what to do but can't seem to find the plug.

I think his, “Easy does it,” style is too laid back for me,

If I don't have some urgency there'll be another emergency!