The plug was in the jug at last;

but sobriety, well, not so fast.

To use the tools as I should,

first I had to find some wood.

A little sheetrock and some nails,

to keep me working, not chasing tails.

And then a sponsor to check the plan,

cause on my own it hits the fan.

But without the group I'd sure be sunk,

cause we got sober, and I got drunk.