Tickory Tock in the bar on the block,

Knew his wife had an eye on the clock.

“She's leaving?” he asked, But wasn't in shock,

He kept making excuses and always was crocked.

Then Tickory Tock found a chair in some church,

Saw a sign, “Easy does it,” and one, “First things first.”

“Surrender,” he said, “You'll have to capture me first.”

So he picked up a drink and guess what? It got worse.