There was a time,

Where the Five and Dime,

Was where I spent my nickels,

Then someone said, “It's more fun turning cucumbers into fresh-made pickles.”

By the time it was all over, I was shrunk and sour,

And as for turning things around,

I did not have the power.

While today I'm still a pickle, a pickle through and through,

With your help I do not have to drink and turn my life to poo!