Wrinkle wrinkle in my brow,

What the hell do I do now?

Swore off the booze but now I find,

I'm still drinking all the time.

Maybe I should call up Lee,

I know he was as bad as me.

He stopped drinking knock on wood,

now he's looking mighty good.

Lee said that he would be pleased,

to give me what he got for free.

Then I think we'll both agree,

It's time to go help number three!