My wife said, “I've had it, I'm ready to explode,

It's time for you to pack your things and take it on the road.”

I grabbed a bag, a pack of smokes, and of bottle of Mr. Beam,

I hit the road then hit a pole, a pole I hadn't seen.

The saddest part, it was her car, I owed her an amends,

I never would have guessed it, how far Mercedes bends!